COMP CLOSED: Create the best caption and WIN!

This week’s giveaway book is Making Sense by David Crystal – covering “the glamorous story of English grammar”. An interesting read for anyone who loves words and their origins (no Valerie Khoo, you can’t enter!).

To win a copy of this book, we thought we’d ask you to make sense of an image with a caption competition. The picture we want you to caption is BELOW – it is NOT the above image of the book! (Anyone captioning the book image will not only be disqualified but asked to sit facing the corner with a dunce hat on their head.)

So, come up with the best caption for THIS colourful image please:

THIS COMPETITION HAS CLOSED. THANKS FOR YOUR ENTRIES!