Each week here at the Australian Writers’ Centre, we dissect and discuss, contort and retort, ask and gasp at the English language and all its rules, regulations and ridiculousness. It’s a celebration of language, masquerading as a passive-aggressive whinge about words and weirdness. This week, vandal with care…
Q: Hi AWC, where does vandalism come from?
A: Well, that’s complex. It could be a troubled home life. It could be a desire to be seen. Perhaps a cry for help, or just a violent tendency? Maybe simply a sale on spray paint and crowbars?
Q: Umm, thanks for that. But I meant the word “vandalism” – where does it come from?
A: Ooooh.
Q: Yeah.
A: Well, Macquarie Dictionary defines “vandalism” as “wanton or malicious destruction or damage of property.”
Q: Wanton destruction? How terrible! But they’re so tasty?
A: No, not “wontons” – a type of Chinese dumpling. “Wanton” – as in “deliberate or reckless”. It comes from the Middle English word “wan-towen”, as in being resistant to control. It’s where we get “wanting” from too – like when someone is “left wanting” – to be lacking or deficient in something.
Q: I’m dumpling deficient, that’s for sure.
A: We can eat later. Words now. And the people who commit vandalism are known as?
Q: Thugs?
A: Well sure, but what specifically?
Q: Wanton thugs?
A: No. They’re “vandals”!
Q: Ahh, I see where you were going now. Right. So, what’s the deal with “vandals”?
A: The word entered English in the 1500s, but had its origins much earlier – named for the Germanic tribe known as Vandals, who famously sacked Rome in 455 – marking the beginning of the end for the Roman Empire.
Q: So the Vandals just called themselves that because it was cool, like the T-Birds or Pink Ladies?
A: No, this is Ancient Rome, not “Greece” the musical.
Q: Ha ha ha.
A: Seriously though, yeah, it was the name this tribe had given themselves – perhaps taken from the Old English “Wendlas” meaning wanderers.
Q: They certainly liked to “Rome” hahaaaaa.
A: Curiously though, while known as one of the many “sackings of Rome” throughout its troubled history, the Vandals reportedly did very little damage – more of a political protest than anything.
Q: Not even one department store looting?
A: It was fairly well-behaved, in sacking terms. Apparently the Pope of the time implored them to go easy on the murders and fires, and just focus on the pillaging. So yes, they did steal a few 5th-century equivalents of flat-screen TVs.
Q: Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it was cleaned out quick…
A: It’s also important to note that the Vandals did do a lot of pirate-like things in the Mediterranean and eventually took hold in Sicily and North Africa for a short time, wreaking havoc on Catholic Christians along the way.
Q: So why come up with the name “vandal” some 1100 years later if it wasn’t objectively destructive?
A: Well, according to the Britannica, it seems the Catholic Christian word-makers of the day still held a grudge about how they had been treated by the Vandal king known as Gaiseric and his son. So, when the task was given to them for a word to describe what Merriam-Webster defines as “one who willfully or ignorantly destroys, damages, or defaces property belonging to another or to the public”, they cashed in their festering grudge.
Q: Meowwwww. Etymology cat fight!
A: Don’t get us wrong – the Vandals did do a lot of destruction, but in the grand scheme of things, they were a tiny blip in history and may have been lost to time had it not been for this long-held grudge. Ironic really, as they’re more known now because of the words they were named after.
Q: What a curious backstory. Can we go and have wontons now?
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